You know when you have those days at work where <em>everything</em> ridiculous happens? Yes.
Small child falling off chair and smacking face into floor? Check.
Man that keeps repeating everything he says over and over and over and over and over again? Check.
Hot security guard walking past 3 times? Check
‘You cater for Transvestites, why don’t you cater [...]
I went to collect the mail today. I fail at regular mail collecting so it only gets done occasionally. I think that occasionally mail collecting makes it more fun because there’s always a lot there and it’s almost guaranteed that there’s a piece of mail for you. I love receiving mail.
Today, mail collecting was amazing! [...]
Why Firefox? Why do you tease me so? Why is it that when I try to use your fabulous dictionary to correct my atrocious spelling, do you tell me I should spell it as ‘Friday’? Even the words that are spelt correctly!
Hello = Friday
Helqo = Friday
Tuesday = Friday
WTFOMGBBQ = Friday
It’s not Friday = Friday Friday [...]
A few years ago, my family moved house. Having had my bed since I was two years old, it was time for a new one. I was desperate for a four-poster bed but no-one made them in single. After months and months of searching, I still couldn’t find one, so I settled for a plain [...]
I’m devastated. There I was, dreaming of floating through clouds when I suddenly heard a buzzing noise. Believing that I was still dreaming, I imagined a giant bee. As I quickly began to wake up, I realised there wasn’t a bee at all. Just a fluffy grey cat with it’s face about five centimetres from [...]