So I was out to dinner with a friend the other night. It’s a restaurant we often frequent. It’s one of those trendy places with loud house music, contemporary furniture and only seems to hire waitresses who can walk in 4 inch heels and young men who enjoy wearing tight pants.
Anyway, so there we were [...]
It doesn’t matter that it’s for ages 4 and up, I could still play it when I’m 99!
It doesn’t matter that Hippos don’t come in pink, orange, green or yellow, but life would be more exciting if they did.
It doesn’t matter that Hippos don’t eat plastic white balls. Well they might… I haven’t bothered to [...]
On Saturday night I attended a 21st party for a friend of mine. It was fancy dress, preferably costumes that started with H. Being the fan girl that I am, I whipped out my Hermione Granger outfit and was all set! I knew that time turner would come in handy one day…
Robe: HP licensed merchandise
Shirt: [...]
Melbourne weather hates me! But that’s ok. I had planned to have my birthday party today at a local park. It was a picnic you see. Unfortunately, it started raining last night and didn’t stop until later today so the park was a tad flooded.
Never fear, for my lounge was the next best option! [...]
I’m now 20! Yay!
Things you may find difficult if you injure your thumb:
- Starting your car. Next time you get in, try and start it with the other hand., Awkward much?
- Opening tins of tuna. Massive ouch.
- Unbuttoning buttons and unzipping zips. A bonus 5 points if you’re in the heat of passion, lose 5 [...]