It’s 28 degrees (82.4F) in my room right now, after three days of temperatures hitting over 40 (105). Thanks to our air conditioning, the nights have been a pleasant 24 (75).
You would think, wearing fur coats and all, that my cat and dog would be lying on the cool tiles. However, I have a [...]
Five things that have made me smile in the last week:
1- Finding a pair of awesome skinny-leg cotton trousers
2- Watching someone stack it on an escalator
3- Picking up this dress from Grab for $7.95
4- Being called a ‘Stupid slut’ but a weird customer at work
5- Realising that the overpass I walk through a few times [...]
I’ve spent the weekend obtaining a qualification in Auslan 1! Auslan is Australian Sign Language. The course was over 2 days, or 12 contact hours and my brain hasn’t stopped buzzing with signs. In fact, I am so exhausted I have had to spell check most of these words. Forgive me if I say penis [...]
A few weeks ago I decided to take myself on a short trip somewhere. But where should I go? I’ve already been so many places. I wanted somewhere nice, reasonably quiet, and not out of the country. Then it hit me. What’s the only Australian state I haven’t been to? Tasmania!
Last week I picked [...]
One of the worst possible places to get an itch is your upper thigh. It can make the most delightful situation awkward.
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